Why You Need To Buy A Gun

Here is why you need to buy a gun:

  1. People who are murdered are murdered within two minutes after the attack against them begins while police arrive ten minutes after the attack begins.
  2. Women who are raped are raped within five minutes after the attack against them begins while police arrive fifteen minutes after the attack begins.
  3. People who are mugged are mugged within seven minutes after the mugging begins while police arrive a half hour after the mugging begins.
  4. Each of the top twenty crimes are completed before the police arrive.