Standards

How To Tell If Your Government Is Stupid

#1  The “All Or None” Principle

Your government is stupid if it makes decisions that help only some of the people.

#2  The “Foreign Worker” Principle

Your government is stupid if it hires foreign workers instead of American workers.

#3  The “Goods” Principle

Your government is stupid if it allows foreign companies to sell goods in the U.S. when their countries won’t allow us to sell goods in those countries.

#4  The “More Goods” Principle

Your government is stupid if it allows foreign companies to sell more goods in the U.S. than their countries allow us to sell in those countries.

#5  The “Weapon Building” Principle

Your government is moronic (very, very stupid) if it allows foreign companies to build our weapons of war.

#6  The “Jobs” Principle

Your government is moronic (very, very stupid) if it does not fight to maintain U.S. manufacturing jobs.

#7  The “Job Number” Principle

Your government is moronic (very, very stupid) if it does not fight to increase the number of U.S. manufacturing jobs.

#8  The “Balanced Budget” Principle (Priority #1)

Your government is moronic (very, very stupid) if it does not balance its budget (make sure it can’t spend more money than it has).

#9  The “National Debt” Principle (Priority #2)

Your federal government is moronic (very, very stupid) if it does not seek to eliminate the national debt.

#10  The “Social Security” Principle

Your federal government is moronic (very, very stupid) if it does not maintain the fund needed to pay social security benefits.