The Two Biggest Reasons Atheists Are Stupid Morons

Here are the two biggest reasons atheists are stupid morons:

  1. No one can ever examine every inch of the universe to see if God is absent everywhere.

  2. The existence of a thing is irrelevant (doesn’t matter), in itself. For example, let us say that you have been poisoned and you need an antidote for the poison and the antidote exists on a table in front of you. The existence of the poison doesn’t matter, in itself. What matters is, once you take the antidote, what the antidote does for you. Of course, the result of the curative action of the antidote also proves the existence of the antidote.

  3. So, whether God exists or not is irrelevant (doesn’t matter), in itself. What matters is what God does for you. Of course, the result of what God does for you also proves the existence of God.